Looking for the purr-fect birthday card for the cat lover in your life who appreciates a bit of rude humour? This brutally honest, belly-laugh-inducing card says it all: "This cat doesn't give a fck about your birthday."* Featuring a hilariously nonchalant feline sitting on the toilet, casually scrolling his phone with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, this card is the ultimate middle paw to boring, soppy birthday greetings.

Whether it's for a friend with a wicked sense of humour or a cat-obsessed sibling who appreciates sarcasm, this card delivers feline-fuelled fun with zero fluff. Printed on high-quality cardstock with a blank inside for your own snarky message, it’s the ideal choice for anyone who knows that cats—and life—don’t always give a damn. Great for birthdays, gag gifts, or just because. Warning: not for the easily offended.

Card size - 14cm x 14cm